NOTICE: If you look at the fire at the bottom in a certain way, it looks really cool and kinda 3d.

Head Sales Manager of "Sewer Slide Inc." reveals that they will be hosting tours of the place where they cook the sewage for the first time in 3 decades.

Local wizard denies popular "wizard pit" rumor. Claims that the disappearances are because of sinkhole wyrms.

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Controversial statement, "It’s not a coincidence that feathers look like knives." made by a laywer in the ongoing "Qroue v. Kaett" case has social media in a frenzy.